Total Medals Earned: 32 (From 11 different games.) Total Medal Score: 740 Points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (20/95 points)
get at least 1400 social life points
get at least 1400 career points
get at least 1400 love points
get at least 1400 hobbies points
get at least 14 combos
get a 23x multiplier for any aspect of life
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/7 (240/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 1/18 (50/660 points)
Achieve the Rank CA
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (75/75 points)
out of the park
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/135 points)
give a top hat to every snowman in a day
beat the game
get a B rank or higher
get S rank
chribas is ruined
send a kid into orbit
deliver mail to every mail box in a day
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/35 points)
Your left hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Your right hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Once your fingers have been cut off so neatly that you have decided to keep them.
Medals Earned: 4/19 (110/645 points)
It sure is animaly in here
You Won!
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Credit where credit is due
Listen to a song used in the game
Good job!
Oh my goodNess!
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Should've kept you Locke-d up
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Medals Earned: 10/13 (50/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Watch all animations
Medals Earned: 2/7 (125/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!